丑女贝蒂 上季回顾 Last season on "Ugly Betty"...
-你是我们最新的专题编辑了 -天啊 - You're our newest features editor. - Aah! Oh, my god!
卡尔跟我谈过了 Cal and I have been talking,
我们觉得有必要重新评估 And we decided we need to reevaluate
你在公司的角色 Your role in the company.
-康纳·欧文 -你要留他活口吗 - Connor owens. - You want him alive?
一旦我拿到钱 我才不管了 As long as I get the money, I really don't care.
你在这里干吗 What are you doing here?
我病了 是癌症 I'm sick. It's cancer.
我只在乎我们还能在一起的时间 The only thing I care about is the time we have left.
我要搬去跟马特住在一起 I'm moving in with Matt.
你爱他吗 Do you love him?
-爱 -可能这就是诀别了 - I do. - I guess this is good-bye.
-你说什么 -我们结束了 - What are you saying? - We're over.
你就这么一走了之 我们不能再见 you're just walk away? I'm never gonna see you again?
我爸给我在《风尚》安排工作 My dad offered me a job at "Mode"
我要上任了 是你的新上司 And I'm gonna take it. I'm your new boss.
他们就象长瘤的怪物牙齿 They were, like, gnarly monster teeth,
就象指环王里的古鲁姆 Like... Like Gollum
或者某个英格兰的黑森林里的人 Or someone from the deep backwoods of England.
你只是紧张 You're just nervous
你第一天上班 作为专题编辑 About your first day as a features editor.
没错 我读过关于梦境的书 That's true. I read a book about dreams
书上说梦见牙齿意味着你焦虑 That says teeth dreams means you have anxiety...
或是更年期 我不认为你是这个情况 Or menopause, but I don't think that's the case here.
什么时候那些东西可以拿掉了 When are those things coming off anyway?
快了 正牙医生安排我几个月后拿 Soon. The dontist scheduled me for a few months now.
可以好好疯玩一下了 Ay, it's about freaking time.
希尔达 你可以帮我修一下刘海吗 Hey, Hilda, do you think you could trim my bangs?
-行啊 可是我觉得挺好 -但我看不见了 - Maybe, but I'm kinda liking the look. - I kinda can't see.
早上好 Good morning.
-贾斯廷 我的乖儿子 -第一天去学校 - Hi! Justin, my little man. - First day of school.
贾斯廷 昨晚做了什么梦 Justin, what did you dream about last night?
苏珊·波义尔[英国达人选手]硬塞了我满嘴 That Susan Boyle was force-feeding me
烤奶酪三明治 然后她变成一只猫 Grilled cheese sandwiches and then morphed into a cat.
瞧 焦虑的梦 See? Anxiety dream.
衬衣不错 我看看 杰尼亚的吗 Hey, nice shirt. Let me see. Zegna?
古驰 不过你越来越懂行了 Gucci, but you're getting better at this.
谢谢妈 Thanks, mom.
别客气 上高中第一天 please. I figure we gotta break out the labels
我们要高调一点 For your first day of high school.
现在还没钱上大学 但至少你很潮 We can't afford college now, but at least you'll be styling.
说到潮 Oh! Oh! Speaking of styling,
贝蒂 从爱丁堡直邮过来的 Betty, straight from Edinburgh!
对 克里斯蒂娜交代我 Yeah, Christina asked me
等到今天再给你打开 To wait to give this to you until today.
克里斯蒂娜 Oh! Christina.
是啊 I know.
套装 太棒了 A pantsuit? It's great.
但是这个 这不是我的风格 But it just...It's not really me.
我得走了 大家伙儿们 Guys, I gotta go.
等等 第一天的美照 快来 快来 Wait. Wait. First-day photo op. Come on. Come on.
快来 挤在一起 新人男和新人女 Come on. Squeeze together, freshman and freshwoman.
好了吗 All right, ready?
大家说 第一天 Everybody say "first day"!
第一天 First day!
闪点新闻 威廉敏娜·斯莱特出局了 News flash: Wilhelmina slater is on the outs.
米德集团的救星 卡尔·哈特利 继续用他的 Meade's savior, Cal Hartley, is continuing to throw
强有力的肌肉支持克莱尔·米德 His metaphorical muscle behind Claire Meade,
该女已是出版界的真正老大 Who is now de facto boss at the publishing powerhouse.
人尽皆知克莱尔对斯莱特恨之入骨 And it's no secret that Claire is a Slater hater.
其公司股权随着伪米德宝宝一起灰飞烟灭 any claim to the company now gone with faux baby Meade
威廉敏娜是时候重新投简历了 It might be time for Wilhelmina to dust off her resume?
定下她的降落伞该是什么颜色的了 And figure out what color her parachute is.
同时 热辣鳏夫丹尼尔·米德 In the meantime, hottie widower daniel meade
显然是去了西藏 Is apparently in tibet.
可以称丹尼尔为达赖了吗 Is daniel now a Dalai?
我们的线人称 Our sources say
他准备在那里撒了他亡妻的骨灰 He may be there spreading his late wife's ashes.
为莫莉默哀一下 A moment of silence for molly.
默哀结束 Moment over.
丹尼尔 快回来重操旧业 Daniel, get back here and get back on the market, pronto.
"第六页"娱乐版没有你就有点萧条了 "Page six" is a little lighter without you.
你别再这么干了 You have got to stop doing that.
我的玻璃杯都不够摔了 I only have so much glassware.
躲起来 Hide.
早上好 我把干洗衣服拿来了 Morning. I come bearing dry-cleaning!
还带了几个垃圾袋来 With extra plastic for the landfills,
如你所愿 Just how you like it.
马克 你可以把它们带到办公室 Marc, you could have brought those to the office.
知道 但你最近有时去有时不去 我不知道 I know, but you've been so in and out lately, I didn't know
你今天去不去 If you were gonna be in today,
-所以我想就 -话太多 小马 - And so I just thought I would - Too many words, Marc.
我们办公室见 I'll see you at the office.
等下 我能用你的洗手间吗 Wait. Can I use your bathroom?
小马 不行 No, Marc, you can't use my bathroom.
没人可以用 连我也不行 No one uses my bathroom, not even me.
那是什么 What was that?
清洁工 Housekeeper.
但我们已经把她驱逐出境了 But I thought we had her deported.
威威 怎么了 你很奇怪 Willie, what's going on? You're being weird.
今天的新闻说了什么 是真的吗 And what was that stuff in the news today? Is that true?
小马 我们干过很多次为了自保 Marc, how many times have we planted damaging rumors
而制造的骇人听闻的谣传了 In the news for self-serving reasons?
别担心你丝般柔滑的小卷发了 Don't you worry your silky little curls.
我帮克莱尔和哈特利带句话 But I got a message from claire and hartley,
-他们想今晚见你 -好的 - And they want to meet with you tonight. - Fine.
但如果他们那样 然后你得那样 But what if they, you know, and then you have to... Mm?
话太少了 小马 Now not enough words, Marc.
如果他们炒了你 我们怎么办 What if they fire you? What happens to us?
船到桥头自然直 实在不行就把桥炸了 We will blow up that bridge when we get to it.
现在别来烦我了 Now if you will excuse me...
《威风堂堂进行曲》
我是个迷人的 聪明的 自信的 I am an attractive, intelligent, confident...
副专题编辑 Associate features editor.
进来 Step forward.
-给 -我有公司信用卡了 - Here you go. - I get my own credit card?
对 是这里的编辑的话 就有 Yeah, if you're an editor here, you get one.
这是你新工作的各类津贴之一 It's one of the many perks of your new position.
别太高兴的太早 午餐消费上限100美元 But don't get too excited. They put a $100 cap on lunches.
每周吗 Oh, per week?
每餐 亲爱的 Per lunch, honey.
如果你加班的话 Oh, and if you're here past normal work hours,
就可以坐公司的豪华轿车 Of course you have access to the meade town cars,
还可以去健身房和蒸汽房 As well as the gym and steam room.
这是你的身份卡 照片不错 And your new ID Badge. Nice picture.
是挺不错的 谢谢 It really is. Thank you.
我知道《风尚》是时尚杂志 这点很好 I know Mode is a fashion magazine, and that's great.
我只是认为我们还可以 I just think that we could also
登一些真正有意义的故事 Be telling stories that matter, you know,
感动我们的读者 Touching people's lives?
对 我就喜欢看鞋子的照片 Yeah, I just like the pictures of the shoes.
是的 鞋子 鞋子很好 Yeah. No, the shoes are...The shoes are great.
我也有大把这样的主意 I have plenty of those kinds of ideas, too.
知道吗 You know,
我记得三年前接待你来报道 I remember checking you in three years ago
那时你才来工作 当时我想 When you first started working here, and I thought,
老天 我会在一个月内办理她的 God, I'll be processing that girl's exit paperwork
离职手续 Within a month.
恭喜你 好好享受新办公室 Congratulations. Enjoy your new office.
贝蒂 你好 Betty, hi.
我们其实没正式见过 We've never technically met.
我是米根 不是梅根或者美根 米根 I'm Mee-gan. Not Meg-an or May-gan. Mee-gan.
我知道 我读过你给《风尚》写的所有文章 I know. I've read everything you've done for "Mode."
我认为你的专题很好 I think your features are amazing
那些东西得搬走 That stuff's gonna have to go.
非常可爱 但规定是 Super cute, but it's policy
编辑们的办公陈设必须是时尚的 Editor decor has to be fashion-related.
好 好 我们是共用办公室吗 Oh. Okay. Yeah. Um, are we sharing?
因为我听她说 这是我的办公室 'cause I thought she said that this was my office.
真可爱 That's adorable.
你认为副编辑有自己的办公室吗 You thought an associate editor would get her own office.
你可爱得我恨不得一口吃了你 I just want to eat you up.
这会很有意思的 Um, well, this will be fun.
我们会是同事了 We'll be office mates.
是吗 不是同事的话 我更开心 Yeah. It's more fun not to be.
我曾有自己的办公室 四年才得到的 I had my own office, which took four years to get.
但现在得让给我们的新老板了 But I just had to give it to our new boss.
你可能认识他 I think you might know him.
我是马特·哈特利 执行主编 I'm Matt Hartley, your new managing editor.
那其实是我的座位 Actually, that's my seat.
-对不起 -有些人我可能认识 可能不认识 - Oh, sorry. - Some of you I know, some of you I don't,
有些人我以为认识 但其实不认识 And some of you I thought I knew but apparently, I didn't.
我的角色是 My role is to be a conduit
你们与主编之间的桥梁 Between you guys and the editors-in-chief.
任何关于文章或发行的主意 That means any ideas you guys have
都要告诉我 For articles or spreads come through me,
沟通就是一切 各位 Because it's all about communication, people.
有些人得在这放面下功夫 Some of you may have to work on that.
好 我们现在开始策划全球时尚号 All right, we're starting work on our global fashion issue.
贝蒂 你开个头怎么样 Betty, why don't you start us off?
开头你很在行 但收尾很不好 You're good with beginnings, not so good with endings.
好 全球吗 Okay, um, global?
我一直都很关心 Uh, well, I've been quite interested
撒哈拉以南的非洲的情况 In the situation in sub-saharan Africa.
疟疾正在那片大陆肆虐 Uh, malaria is devastating the continent.
美国对此却 The awareness in the United States
-充耳不闻 -疟疾吗 - Is practically zero - Uh, malaria?
对 Um, yep.
有时尚角度吗 Is there a fashion angle?
有 我觉得非洲时尚的文章 Yes. I think that there would be a very interesting side story
-应该很有意思 -贝蒂有些想法 - With African fashion - Betty's on to something.
疟疾来源于蚊子 Malaria comes from mosquitoes.
我们可以做一篇有关昆虫首饰的文章 So what if we do an accessories piece on insect jewelry?
不 那不是我要说的 Uh, yeah. No, that's not what I was gonna say.
贝 贝 贝蒂 嘘 B-b-b-b-betty. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
昆虫首饰在六十年代很红 Insect jewelry had its heyday in the '60s,
但最近我注意到一个时尚潮流 But lately I've been noticing a fashion trend
回归到昆虫和一些恶心的东西 但很漂亮 Back toward bugs and gross things, but pretty.
好点子 米根 你去做 I like it, megan. Run with it.
下一个 Who's next?
怎么了 菲姬[黑眼豆豆女主唱] Oh, what's up, Fergie?
你好 Hi.
你的衬衣很漂亮很可爱 That's a real pretty, cute shirt you got on.
谁做的 Who makes it?
是古驰的 Uh, it's Gucci.
古驰 Gucci.
古驰 Gucci. Oh!
下次 别那么迟钝 Oh, man. Next time, don't be so clumsy.
-好了 大家都有任务了 -我没有 - great. I guess everyone has their assignments. - I don't.
很高兴与大家共事 加油 I'm really excited to be here. Go, team.
马特 Matt.
马特 我们谈谈 Matt, can we talk?
我忙的很 I'm really busy.
我知道 所以我就给你打电话 I know, which is why I've been calling you,
你一次也不接 But you haven't answered any of my calls.
我要 有些事我们必须得谈谈 I just there are some things that we need to talk about.
小马 一整天都没见你 Hi, Marc. I haven't seen you all day.
我得接这通电话 喂 Oh, I really have to take this. Hello?
真的吗 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Really?
阿曼达 Amanda?
哦 贝蒂 Oh, Betty, hey.
我正在清算库存呢 I was just taking inventory.
自从克里斯蒂娜走了之后 Since Christina's been gone,
都不知道会不会有人下来偷东西 you never know who's gonna come down here steal things
不是我 Not me.
真高兴看见你这么友好 Oh, I'm just happy to see a friendly face.
我也终于可以恭喜你升职了 And I can finally congratulate you on your big promotion.
哦 阿曼达 谢谢你 Oh, Amanda, thank you.
这是首次拉丁区最高法院的公正决议 The first latina supreme court justice...
告诉我 贝蒂 你是什么感觉 Tell me, Betty, how does that feel?
你的人民是怎么想的 How do your people feel?
阿曼达 我不是圣托梅尔法官 Amanda, I'm not judge Sotomayor.
随便 不过答应我 Bueno. But just promise me
你不会为女性有权堕胎一案翻案 You will not overturn Roe v. Wade.
你想跟我一起吃午饭吗 Hey, you want to grab some lunch?
对不起 我不能 马克对你抢他工作这事耿耿于怀 Sorry, I can't. Marc totally hates you for taking his job,
而我还在考虑今后怎么跟你做朋友 And I still have to figure out how you and I can be friends.
曼迪 Mandy?
离我远点 你这个得意的邋遢鬼 Get away from me, you bloated troll.
嗨 贝蒂 Hi, Betty.
我特地来告诉你 外套不错 I've been meaning to tell you-Cute outfit.
看得出来 你已经在享受待遇了 Already enjoying the perks, I see.
你好 威廉敏娜 Hello, Wilhelmina.
这真是 难受的一天 It's been a... A rough day.
我希望你不是想让我鼓励你吧 I hope you're not expecting a pep talk.
不 不 上帝啊 不 No. No. God, no.
很好 Good.
当好一个编辑 Being an editor--
比我想象中难多了 It's more complicated than I imagined.
我们真的要谈这些吗 We're really gonna do this?
醒醒吧 闻闻这香料的气息 贝蒂 Wake up and smell the aromatherapy, Betty.
当助理不过是新兵训练营 Being an assistant is boot camp.
当编辑可是真枪实仗 Being an editor is war.
你有同伴 你也有敌人 You have your allies, you have your enemies
通常你分不清孰敌孰友 Often times you can't tell which is which.
我只是感觉 It just sort of feels like
我的敌人比同伴还多 I have more enemies than allies right now.
是的 没错 Mm, yes, you do.
哦 对了 那个疟疾的提案 是真的吗 Oh, and by the way-- Malaria, really?
我决不会把得了病的穷人 Like I would ever put disease-ridden poor people
登载在这本杂志上的 In the pages of this magazine.
你怎么知道的 How did you know about that?
我什么都知道 I know everything.
怎样才能在这里生存下来 Well... How does one survive?
小心照看好自己 You look out for yourself.
如果这意味着搞垮其他所有人 If it means screwing over everyone else?
也在所不惜 So be it.
如果我不是那样的人呢 What if you're not that kind of a person?
那你只好改变自己了 Well, then you change
否则你就会被别人击垮 Or you'll be eaten alive.
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你是说松饼是你的秘密武器吗 Ahh. Are you saying that muffins are your secret weapon?
对啊 送食物总是屡试不爽的 Mm-hmm. Food can be very effective.
我交到的同伴越多 The more I have at my campaign rallies,
我的工作就会越顺利 The higher the spike in my polls.
没错 但这是在《风尚》啊 那些人都不怎么吃东西 Yeah, but this is "mode." Those people don't exactly eat.
这就是为什么我做了无脂无糖 Which is why I'm making nonfat, sugar-free,
低碳水化合物并富含抗氧化剂的蓝莓松饼 Low-carb blueberry muffins high in antioxidants.
这只是为了打破僵局 It's just to break the ice.
打破僵局也应该加点 You should break the ice with something
你不能用于打破僵局的调料啊 That you couldn't actually use to break ice.
加点黄油啊 Ay, mija, try some butter.
不 爸爸 不要黄油 No, dad. No butter.
好吧 至少加点核桃吧 这样味道好 Well, at least add some walnuts, for flavor.
好吧 听着 我无所谓他们吃不吃 Fine. Look, I don't even care if they actually eat them.
我只需要把松饼带过去 交些朋友 I just need to get in there and make some allies.
我觉得 你应该把老鼠药 I think you should put rat poison
放在马特的松饼里 这样你俩就算彻底完了 In Matt's muffins and be done with it.
希尔达 是我伤害了他 Hilda. I'm the one who hurt him.
他需要时间 He needs time,
我只要再耐心等等 And I just need to be patient.
你是说你想挽回吗 Are you saying that you want to get back with him?
几周前 他们都准备同居了 A few weeks ago, they were moving in together.
感觉犹存 Those feelings don't just go away.
对啊 他一定会原谅我的 爸爸 What? He's got to forgive me sometime. Dad.
贾斯廷 嗨 宝贝 Justin! Hey, sweetie!
外套不错啊 Nice queensboro high sweatshirt.
是啊 我们这位学校的灵魂人物 Yeah! Hey, Mr. School spirit.
是啊 All right.
谢谢 Yay! Thanks.
等等 哦 等等 贾斯廷 Wait. Oh, oh, oh! Wait. Justin.
学校怎么样啊 好玩吗 What happened at school? Was it great?
拜托 你就不能透露一点给我们吗 Come on. You're not even gonna tell us a little something?
我有点累了 You know, I'm kind of beat,
我们能明天早上再说吗 So could we talk about it tomorrow morning?
当然 好的 Oh. Sure. Yeah.
好的 没问题 Yeah. Okay.
好啊 All right.
好的 Yeah.
现在我意识到我们三个人 Now I realize that the three of us
不能继续做挚友了 Have not always been the best of... friends.
我可能的确不应该要挟克莱尔 Well, I suppose I shouldn't have tried to blackmail Claire.
但是站在我的角度 这绝对不是 But in my defense, it's hardly the worst thing
我对女人做过的最坏的事情 I've done to the woman.
虽然她也算不上真正的女人 Though she really is less of a woman at this point
鉴于你可以用她去吓跑乌鸦或者小孩 Than something you use to scare crows or children.
我们需要谈谈 威廉敏娜 Uh, there's something we need to tell you, Wilhelmina.
但你也不会好过 But you're not making it any easier.
这样的开场白已经够了 Enough with the dramatic windups.
我知道你们想解雇我 直说就好了 I know you want to fire me, so go ahead and do it.
但如果你希望我屈就道歉 But if you expect me to grovel or apologize,
我想你应该知道 I think you ought to know by now,
你找错人了 You're talking to the wrong woman.
祝你好运 找个能胜任我这份工作的人 Good luck. Finding someone else that can do what I do.
-克莱尔 -我们想让你留下 - Claire? - We want you to stay.
你们说什么 I'm sorry.
你做了整形之后 说话都不清楚了 All those face-lifts must have affected your speech.
你说什么了 What did you say?
我们想让你继续当《风尚》的主编 We want you to stay on as editor-in-chief of "mode,"
当然 要向我汇报工作 Reporting to me, of course.
你看上去很惊讶 You seem surprised,
但你的眉毛并没有上扬啊 Yet your eyebrows haven't moved at all.
这确实出乎我的意料 Well, this is unexpected.
你是对的 You were right.
很难找到人能胜任你的工作 It was very hard to find someone who can do what you do.
对不起 冒犯你了 克莱尔 Well, I'm sorry for the insults, Claire.
你知道的 老习惯了 You know, old habits.
当然 这是值得的 Of course, and for what it's worth,
我有个很好的整形所要介绍给你 I had a really good one for you about v.d.
下次你得好好跟我聊聊 You'll have to tell me sometime.
期待不已 I look forward to it.
松饼啊 Mmm! Que rico.
想来个松饼放松一下吗 Would you like a muffin to brighten your day?
低脂低糖 高抗氧化剂 Low fat, low sugar, high antioxidants.
低脂低糖 什么都低的松饼 Low fat, low sugar, low-everything muffin.
我给你留一个 I'll save you one.
松饼啊 Mmm! Que rico.
马克 Hey, Marc.
你好 贝蒂就在这附近 Oh, hi. Betty's waddling around here somewhere.
我刚才见到她的时候 她办公室分发碳水化合物 Last I saw, she was tossing carbs around the office
见人就发 With wild abandon.
实际上 我是来找你的 Actually, I was sort of looking for you.
听着 你所有昆虫形状的珠宝 我都要了 Look, I'll take any insect jewelry you've got.
所有东西都必须是考究的工艺品 Literally everything I've found so far is strictly craft fair.
多谢 Thanks.
你好 给你个松饼 我自己做的 Hi. Brought you a muffin-- Made it myself.
我等会再吃 I'll just save it for later, hmm?
米根 我只是想告诉你 Megan, I just want you to know
如果你在写作上有任何困难 That if you need any help at all on your article,
我都会帮助你的 I'm here for you.
调研啊 电话啊 任何事情 说一声 我就来帮你 Research, calls, anything-- Name it, I'm your girl.
哦 天啊 你真是太好了 Oh, my god. That's so sweet.
马特 马特 我给你做了松饼 Matt. Matt, I made you a muffin,
我想我们能不能谈谈 And I was thinking maybe we could talk,
关于我们俩的 You know, about us.
贝蒂 现在是工作时间 Betty, not at work.
那不是我的外甥吗 Was that my nephew?
抱歉 我得接这个电话 你好 Sorry. I have to take this. Hello?
喂 马克 我是贝蒂 Hi, Marc. It's Betty.
那是个松饼 That's a muffin.
你不能用松饼给透明胶带打电话 You can't call a tape dispenser with a muffin.
我当然可以 我这不是打通了吗 你都接了 Yes, you can. I just did, and you answered.
(电话忙音) 很抱歉 Bee boo beep! We're sorry.
您拨叫的号码链接不上 Your call has been disconnected.
马克 我知道你恨我 Marc, I know you hate me,
但你就不能回答我一个简单的问题吗 我... But can't you just answer one simple question? I...
这里面有核桃 Walnuts.
贾斯廷去找小马说话 说什么 Justin was talking to Marc? About what?
我不知道为什么贾斯廷要找小马 I don't know why Justin was here talking to Marc.
他在告诉我之前 喉咙卡住了 Marc's throat closed up before he could tell me.
-这招不错 -他不是故意的 - Convenient. - No, not convenient.
他对爸爸放在松饼里的核桃过敏 He was allergic to the walnuts Papi put in my muffins.
喉咙卡住之前 他什么都没说吗 And he didn't say anything to you before?
-我以为你能用松饼征服他 -松饼没用 - I thought you were gonna win him over. - it didn't work.
没人喜欢我的松饼 No one liked my muffins,
我也不知道贾斯廷为什么会在这 抱歉 拜拜 I don't know why Justin was here, and I'm sorry. Good-bye.
我也很想他 I miss him, too.
你好 Hi.
近况如何 贝蒂 How are you doing, Betty?
我很好 I'm fine.
对啊 开始了新工作 Mm, yes, starting a new job
上司是前男友 Working for your ex-boyfriend.
我理解你为什么会感觉良好 I can see how that would leave you... Fine.
我会好的 Well, I will be fine.
就是少了 伙伴 I just need to... Find some allies.
那你找到了吗 And how's that going?
小马被我放倒了 进了医院 Put Marc in the hospital.
原来是你干的 That was you?
我不是故意的 Not on purpose.
那马特呢 What about Matt?
他对我好冷漠 He's just been so cold.
我都怀疑 他对我曾经是否真的 It makes me wonder if he ever really had feelings for me
-有感情 -如果没有的话 他不会接下这工作的 - To begin with. -He wouldn't be here if he didn't.
相信我 Trust me.
我很了解哈特利家的男人 I know a thing or two about Hartleys.
他连谈都不愿意和我谈一下 Well, he doesn't want to talk to me about it,
我想是没戏了 So it really doesn't make a difference.
他感觉犹存 深埋心底 Those feelings are still there.
你只需要想法把他唤醒 You just have to find a way to bring them out.
-你这是干嘛 -在公园慢跑 - What are you doing? - Jogging in the park.
-可是你穿着高跟鞋 -是啊 等下要去上班 - you're wearing heels. - Yeah, I gotta get to work later,
迟到的话 新老板就不高兴了 And my new boss hates it when I'm late.
马特 工作的时候你不想谈我们的事 Matt, you don't want to talk about us when we're at work.
-现在是休息时间 -没什么好说的 - We're not at work. - There's nothing to talk about.
我知道你很伤心 I know you're hurt,
但你接下了《风尚》工作 当我的老板 you're the one who took the job as my boss at "Mode."
那又怎样 So?
究竟是否与我有关 So tell me that had nothing to do with me.
你想要我怎么样 Look, what do you want?
你想听我说 我接下工作 是因为 You want me to tell you I took the job
我还对你有感觉吗 我对你没感觉了 Because I still have feelings for you? Because I don't.
打住 打住 你这是干什么 Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
-我不知道 -你亲了我 - I don't know. - You kissed me.
-没错 -你亲我干嘛 - I know. - Why did you kiss me?
因为你说你对我没感觉了 Because you said you don't have feelings for me.
真的没了 I don't.
我不信 I don't believe you.
马特 我想你这么做是为了报复我 Matt, I think you are doing this to hurt me,
就因为一件毫无意义的蠢事 all because of some stupid moment that meant nothing.
为亨利的那件事 I don't know how else to apologize
我都不知道要怎样道歉了 For what happened with Henry.
我没心思听你讲 Look, I can't do this. Please.
你那天去《风尚》做什么 What were you doing at "Mode" the other day?
谁告诉你的 Who told you that?
我在罗斯福大道遇见纳奥米·坎贝尔(超级名模) I ran into Naomi Campbell on Roosevelt Boulevard.
她说在《风尚》看见你 She said she saw you there.
那么 So...
你去和小马说什么事 What were you talking to Marc about?
我把低脂调味料弄在新衬衣上了 I spilled low fat dressing on my new shirt.
衣服毁了 我不想告诉你 It was ruined. I didn't want to tell you
因为衣服太贵了 Because you spent so much money on it,
小马帮我弄了件新的 So Marc got me another one.
宝贝 你可以给我说的 Honey, you could have told me that.
而且那衣服也不是那么贵 Anyway, it wasn't that expensive.
是次品 It was an irregular,
缝纫有点问题 So there was something wrong with the stitching.
我也发现了 但是还是很喜欢 Yeah, I saw that, but I still liked it.
你啊 You.
真是个乖儿子 Such a good kid.
小马 你昨天怎么了 Marc! What happened to you yesterday?
抱歉 吃松饼过敏了 I'm sorry. I had an allergic reaction,
去了急救室 And I had to go to the emergency room.
本来想告诉你的 但是喉咙卡住了 I would have told you about it, but my throat closed shut.
下次发病的话 休息时间再去急救 Well, in the future, do it on your own time.
我要补水 I need to hydrate.
我想问又不敢问 So I've been too scared to ask,
你跟哈特利和那个老太婆的会议怎么样 But how did the meeting go with Hartley and the hag?
他们想留下我 They want to keep me on.
这是这几天最好的消息了 Well, that's the best news I've heard in days...
除了医生说 "你死不了" After, "you're going to live."
那当然 丹尼尔一个人哪能经营这本杂志 Oh, please. Daniel can't run this magazine by himself.
他们只是争取时间 直到他们能挖到 They're just buying time till they can lure
这世界上唯一一个能与我匹敌的人 The only other person in the world
伊莎贝尔·贝赛特 法国版Elle主编 That can do what I do -- Isabelle Besset, french "Elle."
我查过了 他们在互相通话 I checked. They've been trading calls.
这可不妙 That's not good news.
那我们怎么办 What are we going to do?
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
别喷了 我不是总有法子的 Oh, stop spritzing. I don't always have a plan, you know.
喂 Hello?
小马 Marc.
以后不用你帮我接手机电话了 I don't want you answering my cell phone anymore.
是你公寓的电话 It was just a call from your apartment.
是的 我希望你尊重我的隐私 Yes. And I would like my privacy respected...
从现在开始 Starting now.
-她有事瞒着我 -谁 - She's keeping secrets from me. - Who?
-威廉敏娜 -抱歉 我刚走神了 - Wilhelmina. - Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't really listening.
她公寓里肯定藏着其他人 She obviously has someone in that apartment
有事情她不想让我知道 That she doesn't want me to know about.
也许只是个她热恋的男人 Maybe it's a guy she's having a torrid affair with.
她说现在她要被排挤出《风尚》了 Now she tells me she's being pushed out of "mode,"
她还没想到办法 And she doesn't have a plan.
-这我能相信吗 -可能她是要 - she expect me believe that - maybe she's running away
和那个她热恋的男人远走高飞了 With the guy she's having a torrid affair with.
我也想和他们一起去 Maybe I can join them.
唯一让她那么想的人 The only person she ever felt that way about...
天啊 我的芙蓉姐姐 Oh, my lady gaga.
曼迪 你太天才了 Mandy, you're brilliant.
收回你的话 我是美丽姐姐 You take that back. I'm beautiful.
那是康纳 It's Connor.
她在公寓里 She's hiding him...
藏的人是他 In her apartment.
他以前就曾要她随之远走高飞 And he's already asked her to run away with him once.
现在她一定去意已决 And now she has no reason to stay.
要是她这次真的走了怎么办 What if she actually does it this time?
-如果她走了 我就出局了 -谁 - If she's out... Then I'm out. - Who?
威廉敏娜 Wilhelmina.
真抱歉 我说过的 我没在听 I'm sorry. I told you, I wasn't really listening.
从头说 Start from the beginning.
丹尼尔 天啊 Daniel! Oh, my god!
我正想要给你打电话 I was just thinking about calling you.
你怎么样 怎么样 Are you back? Are you okay?
还行 我在机场出了点小问题 Sort of. I'm having a bit of an issue here at the airport.
现在你可能只是暂时 So you may be
在恐怖分子监控名单上 On some terrorist watch list for now,
但他们是不会指控的 But they're not gonna press charges.
指控 Press charges.
我应该提出指控 他们把我妻子弄丢了 I should press charges. Betty, they lost my wife.
丹尼尔 你不是要把她的骨灰 Daniel, weren't you gonna spread her ashes
洒在大昭寺的吗 At the Jokhang Temple?
我是洒了 但我决定留一点 I did, but I decided to keep some of the ashes.
但他们让我再检查一下骨灰瓮 But then they made me check the urn,
结果他们把它弄丢了 And they lost her.
他们把我半个妻子弄丢了 They lost half my wife.
但他们找到了 你拿到了骨灰瓮 没事了 But they found her. You have the urn. It's okay.
丹尼尔 我知道你想要住在莫莉的公寓 Daniel, I know you want to stay at Molly's apartment, but...
但这样好吗 Is that really the best idea?
没事的 Look, it's fine.
我的公寓正在出售 我得有个地方待 My apartment's on the market. I need a place to stay.
而且 我还要整理她的东西 Besides, I have to go through her things anyway.
好吧 如果你觉得没事的话 All right. If you think it's okay.
那样就够了 Enough about me.
我想听听最近发生了什么 I want to hear about how things have been going.
做编辑的日子怎么样 How's life as an editor?
很好 非常好 Great. Really great. Good. It's good.
你一向撒不来谎 You are a bad liar.
我知道的 I know.
但我不会向你抱怨的 那是我的问题 But I'm not gonna complain about my problems to you.
贝蒂 相信我 Betty, trust me.
听听别人的麻烦也是一种解脱 It's a relief to hear about somebody else's problems.
他基本都不和我说话 谢谢 然后 So he barely speaks to me-- Thank you--and then my pitch
我的提议变得面目全非 Gets turned into something completely different,
他还把这个交给米根去做 Which he decides to give to Megan. Wait.
真不敢相信这个娇生惯养的混蛋 I can't believe that spoiled little bastard
交给米根处理 Gave it to Megan.
你和威廉敏娜或是我妈妈说了吗 Did you talk to Wilhelmina or my mom?
不 我没必要这么做 No. No. I don't have to do that.
而且不只是马特 丹尼尔 And it's not just matt, Daniel.
好像人人都讨厌我 It's like everybody hates me.
你会扭转局面的 Oh, you can turn that around.
这可能就像你在《风尚》的第一年 maybe it's gonna be like your first year at "mode."
大家经常嘲笑你 Used to make fun of you?
他们甚至开了个关于你的博客 They even started that blog about you.
什么博客 What blog?
你知道的 关于你的衣服打扮的那个 You know, the one about your outfits.
他们把你每天的照片传上去的那个 The one where they took pictures of you every day?
你得看看那个博客 You have to know about this.
天啊 Oh, boy.
我的天 Oh, my god.
我在《风尚》的第一天他们就做了这个 They've been doing this since my first day at "mode"
而且没人告诉我 And nobody told me?
贝蒂 我还以为你知道的 Betty, I just kinda thought you knew.
我喜欢这身打扮 Well, I love that outfit.
我也喜欢这个 Yeah, I-I love that one, too.
穿这个确实是个错误 Uh, okay, maybe that one was a mistake.
别担心了 You know what? Don't worry about it.
以前的你都挺过来了 这次的你也能 You survived that. You're gonna survive this.
怎么挺 How?
该干啥就干啥 Well, doing what you always do.
聚精会神 让他们瞧瞧你的团队意识 Focus on your work, show them you're a team player.
我是这么做的 我想要帮米根 I am. I tried to help megan
给她的昆虫首饰材料找点素材 Find a take on her insect jewelry piece.
她不喜欢我的想法 我喜欢这条腰带 She didn't like any of my ideas. I love that belt.
昆虫首饰 Insect jewelry?
莫莉以前在一间古董店里找到的 So Molly found this in some antique shop a while back.
好象这个很值钱 Turns out it's worth a lot of money.
奥莉维亚 "Olivia"?
是奥莉维亚.吉尔麦特 Yeah, it's, uh, Olivia Guillemette.
她在60年代很有名 现在隐居了 She was big in the '60s, she's kind of a recluse now.
应该是个足智多谋的作家或是编辑 But I bet a resourceful writer/editor
-能找到她 -谢谢你 丹尼尔 - Could track her down. - Thank you, Daniel.
真高兴你回来的 想死你了 I'm really glad you're back. I missed you.
我也想你 贝蒂 I missed you, too, Betty.
你真的把那个博客加到收藏夹了吗 Did you really have to bookmark that blog?
不 那很棒 真不敢相信 No, that's so cool. I can't believe it.
国外的医生总是更好 Well, the doctors overseas are always better.
威威 你的女儿回来了 Willie, how come you didn't tell me
你怎么能不告诉我呢 That your daughter was back in town?
你觉得妮可做的新鼻子怎么样 How much do we love Nico's new nose?
说实话 简直让我难以呼吸（双关） Hon-honestly, it took my breath away.
你是奥莉维亚吗 Are you Olivia?
嘘 你来的正好 Shh. You're just in time.
快进来 不然就看不到了 Come in quickly or you'll miss it.
快点 快 进来 Hurry up. Quick. Come on.
威姐 我得问你个问题 Uh, Willie, I have to ask you a question.
-你生我的气了吗 -和平常差不多 - Are you mad at me? - No more than usual.
我就是不明白 Oh, I just don't understand
你为什么不想让我看到妮可呢 Why you felt you had to hide Nico from me.
我想知道 你是否还信任我 I need to know that you still trust me.
我们不是有过协议的吗 不讨论你的需要 Don't we have an agreement not to discuss your needs?
是的 当然 只不过 Yes, of course. It's just...
你肯定不知道我的原本猜测 You'd not believe some of the scenarios I came up with
你藏了什么人 About who you were hiding here.
我一度以为是康纳 At one point, I even thought it was Connor.
确实有些事我没告诉你 Well, there is something that I haven't told you.
而且不是妮可的事 是关于康纳的 Uh, and it's not about Nico. It's about Connor.
我就知道 I knew it.
我知道你知道了 I knew you knew it.
我雇了一个赏金猎人去追捕他 I hired a bounty hunter to track him down
这样我就能拿回他从米德偷的钱 So I could take back the money he stole from meade
好买下哈特利的股份 In order to use it to buy out Hartley.
但哈特利完全是绕着克莱尔打转 But Hartley's got his snout all up in Claire's spanx.
他不可能把米德的股份卖给你 He's not gonna sell his shares of meade to you.
他不会知道是我 我会找中间人 Well, he won't know it's me. I'll use an intermediary.
马克 Oh, Marc...
你以为我是第一次敲诈或是秘密收购吗 You think this is my first extortion/secret takeover?
拜托 Please.
是啊 没错 Right. Of course.
真抱歉我不让你知道 So I'm--I'm sorry I left you out of it,
但有时候 我想让你远离这种事 sometimes I feel I need to protect you from these things.
好吧 谢谢你 Oh, well, thank you.
但不会再有秘密了 是吧 But--but no more secrets, right?
没有秘密了 我保证 No more secrets. Promise.
好吧 Okay.
现在马克知道了你回来了 Well, now that Marc knows you're back,
人们也会知道的 People are gonna start to find out.
我们得装做什么都没发生 明白吗 We have to act like everything is normal. You understand?
宝贝 Sweetheart?
我好害怕 I'm scared.
你怎么在这儿 What are you doing here?
我想我有大麻烦了 I think I'm in trouble.
别担心 Don't worry.
我会料理好一切的 I will take care of everything.
我以前从来没见过 I've never seen a butterfly
一只蝴蝶破茧而出 Come out of its cocoon before.
人人都说生命是个奇迹 Everyone talks about the miracle of birth.
我认为重生更像是个奇迹 I think rebirth is even more of a miracle.
看起来他在挣扎 Mm. It looks like he's struggling.
他能行的 Oh, he can handle it.
我猜毛虫在蛹里面待的时间 I suspect that caterpillars stay in their cocoons
比他需要的要长些 A little longer than they really need to.
惊天地 泣鬼神 It's gotta be scary
他一定很害怕 To change into a whole new thing.
真漂亮 He's so beautiful.
但那个毛虫 就不再有了 But the caterpillar is just... gone.
他依然存在 Oh, he's still in there.
有些人看到是翅膀 Other people see the wings
缤纷的色彩 And colors.
我看到的始终是那只毛毛虫 I'll always see the caterpillar.
谢谢你让我看到了那么美妙的事 thank you so much for letting me see that. That's amazing.
我也觉得 Mm. I think so, too.
所以我请所有人都来看 That's why I invited everybody to watch.
所有人 Everybody?
是呀 Mm-hmm.
噢 Oh.
不幸的是我现在要请"所有人" Unfortunately, I have now got to get everybody
回到它们的房子里去 Back into their house.
我需要有人帮我 I'll need some help.
无论如何 我来是想和你谈谈 So anyway, the reason I came was to talk to you
-《风尚》杂志的一期专题 -小心 - About a-a feature that "mode" magazine - Careful.
你不会想把手伸到狼蛛嘴边吧 You don't want to tip over the tarantulas.
呃 你说的没错 Ugh. You are correct.
我觉得我们做一期专题是关于 I thought that we could focus the feature
你制作的昆虫珠宝 On your insect jewelry.
嘘 Shh!
在你肩膀上有一只 It's on your shoulder.
狼蛛吗 A tarantula?
蝴蝶 A butterfly.
千万别动 Hold very still.
我觉得是你衣服的颜色 I think they're attracted
把它们吸引住了 By the color of your clothes.
真的吗 Really?
我有点受宠若惊了 This is kind of tame for me.
好了 尽量不要动 Mm. All right. Very still.
现在 你跟我来 Oh, now... You follow me...
回到蝴蝶室 Back to the butterfly house.
小心 Careful.
就是这样 There you go.
现在摇一摇 Now shake.
我们做到了 We did it.
它们喜欢你 They like you.
现在 你想谈什么呢 Now what did you want to talk about?
这些是给你的 These are for you.
还有这个 And here you go.
我的天哪 奥莉维亚 Oh, my god. Olivia?
我以为她已经死了 I thought she was dead.
没有 她还活着 而且光彩照人 Nope, she's alive, and a very fascinating woman
还会为你的专题制作完美的首饰 Who would make a wonderful subject for your feature.
你想要什么 What do you want?
没什么 Nothing.
你想要偷走我的创意吗 Are you trying to steal my story?
没有 我只是想要帮忙 要不要随你 No, I was trying to help. Take it or leave it.
该死的 Shoot.
给 Here.
谢谢 Thank you.
贝蒂 Betty.
你做的松饼真的很好吃 Those muffins you made were really good.
你好啊 Hello!
嗨 你还好吗 Hi. There you are.
啊 贝蒂的小妹妹 Ah! Betty's younger sister.
噢 好吧 谢谢你那么说 Oh, oh. Well, thank you for the part of that
过奖 过奖 That complimented me,
但是小心点 But watch it for the part
你同时也贬低了我妹妹 明白吗 That slammed my sister. Yeah?
听着 我来是想谢谢你 Listen, I came here to thank you
-昨天帮贾斯廷那衬衫的事 -那没什么 - For helping Justin out with the shirt yesterday. - Oh.
但是我想把钱还给你 行吧 Yeah, but I want to pay you for it, all right?
行 一共400刀 Okay. It was $400.
什么 What?
是不要钱的 It was free.
我打电话给设计师 I called the design house,
说是乔纳斯兄弟中的一个 Told them it was a Jonas.
他们马上就送了一件过来 把钱收起来吧 They sent one right over. Keep your money.
噢 那很好嘛 你知道 Oh... That's good, because, you know,
钱夹太紧了 太难拿钱出来了 This check bond is so hard.
不管怎么说还是要谢谢你帮贾斯廷解围 Anyway, thank you so much for helping Justin out.
噢 没什么 Oh, yeah.
毕竟他也不容易 还是个孩子 Well, it's hard for a kid when
还要受人欺负 He gets pushed around like that.
是呀 等一下 你说什么 Yeah. Wait. What did you say?
等一下 你刚说什么 Wait. What did you say?
有人欺负我儿子 Someone's pushing my son around?
不是 不是 No. No.
好吧 很明显他不想让你知道 Okay, obviously, he didn't want you to know about it,
所以你要假装我没有告诉你 So you have to pretend like I didn't tell you.
我才不会假装 I'm not pretending anything.
如果有人欺负我儿子 我必须知道 If someone is pushing my son around, I need to know.
为什么他要骗我 Why--why did he lie to me?
呃 因为你是他妈妈 Uh, well, because you're his mother.
以我的经验来说 And I speak from experience-- It is really hard for a boy
男生要向妈妈承认这种事是挺困难的 To admit something like that to his mother.
贾斯廷不会 No, not Justin.
我们的关系是像这样 We are like this.
看得出来 Clearly.
听着 下次他再跟你说有人欺负他 the next time he comes to you with something like this,
我希望你能把他直接送回家交给我 I would appreciate it if you sent him right home to me.
但是 But...
这不是请求 I'm not asking.
好的 但是 Okay. But--mm
谢谢你请我跟你一起吃中饭 Thanks for inviting me to have lunch with you.
真高兴有人聊天 It feels so good to have someone to talk to.
相信我 我也这么觉得 Trust me. I feel the same way.
这个礼拜太痛苦了 It's been a rough week.
我还记得去年所有人都说 Remember last year when everyone was like,
"变革 万岁 奥巴马 变革" "Change, yay. Obama. Change"?
今年 变得烂透了 This year, change sucks.
贾斯廷 我知道你的高中生活不好过 Justin, I am so sorry that high school's been rough.
相信我 我绝对明白那是什么滋味 Trust me. I know exactly what that feels like.
我希望我能做点什么 I wish I could do something to help.
你开玩笑吗 你已经做了 Are you kidding? You're already doing it.
我进来的时候看到了海蒂·克拉姆 I saw Heidi Klum on the way in.
那个其实是莫妮卡 Oh, actually, that was Monica--
别毁了我的兴致 那个是海蒂·克拉姆 Don't ruin my moment. It was Heidi Klum.
海蒂看起美极了 Heidi looks amazing.
你能相信她已经有三个孩子了吗 Can you believe she's had three children?
我知道 I know.
嘿 我们几个人坐在那边 Hey. Some of us are eating over there.
要不要一起 Come join if you want.
那个是梅根吗 Is that Meg-an?
是米根 没错 Mee-gan, yeah.
但是我会和你一起吃午餐的 But I'm having lunch with you.
你在开玩笑吗 还是你太蠢了 Are you kidding? You're so stupid.
为什么不去和她们一起吃 Why would you not go eat with them?
她们才是受欢迎的那群人 They're the popular table,
而且你不会收到第二次邀请了 And you won't get a second invite.
贾斯廷 我不会抛弃你的 Justin, I am not abandoning you.
那我抛弃你好了 拜拜 Well, then I'm abandoning you. Bye.
嗨 马克 你干吗去 Hey, Marc. what are you up to?
她还在这里吗 Is she still here?
这不是一个考验吗 Is this a... test?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我只是想问你要不要去吃点午饭什么的 I want to see if you want to go grab lunch or something.
首先 我昨天晚上吃的薯条 Well, first of all, I had fries last night,
所以我今天不能吃午饭了 So there'll be no lunch today,
第二 你妈妈刚刚吓得我魂都没了 And 2nd, tu mama just scared the "hey-soos" out of me.
我妈 你在说什么 My mother? what are you talking about?
她刚来过了 还命令我 She was just here, and she was very clear
不能再和你说话了 About me not talking to you.
很抱歉 So I'm sorry.
也许你不应该再来这边转了 You probably shouldn't come around anymore.
再见咯 Hasta luego.
第一次见你的时候 我没觉得我会喜欢你 When you first showed up, I didn't think I would like you.
我大概能猜到 yeah, I could kinda tell.
我以为你得到这份工作是特殊照顾 I just thought you'd gotten the job as a courtesy
因为你是丹尼尔的助理 Because you were Daniel's assistant,
而不是因为你有才华 Not because you were talented.
噢 好吧 Oh. wow. okay.
我对待编辑这份工作很认真 Look, I take the title "editor" pretty seriously,
但是我看得出来你也是 But I can see, you do, too.
谢谢 米根 Hmm. Thanks, Megan.
嗨 小腰精们 还有贝蒂 Hey, skinny bitches... and betty.
在会议室召开紧急会议 Emergency meeting in the conference room,
动作麻利 行动起来 快快快 所有部门 Fire in the hole, chippity chop chop chop--All departments.
等一下 阿曼达 什么事 Wait. Amanda, what?
丹尼尔回来了 Daniel's back.
大家好 Hello, everybody.
谢谢你们提前结束午餐时间 Thank you so much for cutting your lunches short.
我很感激你们在我不在的时候 I appreciate all the hard work
也努力工作 you've been doing while I've been gone,
现在我回来了 不幸的是 but I'm back now, and unfortunately,
你们一些做事的方法我不喜欢 There are some things going on that I just don't like.
首先 昆虫珠宝的专题 First of all, the feature piece on insect jewelry--
最先是贝蒂的主意 It was a pitch started from betty.
但是却被交给了米根 It was taken away from her and given to Megan.
我知道你是刚来的 马特 I know you're new here, Matt,
但是我们不是这样做事情 But that's not the way we do things.
所以专题还给贝蒂做 即刻生效 So effective immediately, the story goes back to Betty.
抱歉 米根 Sorry, Megan.
你必须自己想一个新点子 You have to come up With some ideas of your own.
马特 也许你应该先调查清楚 Matt, it's probably a good idea if you did a little legwork,
弄明白作为总编辑 什么该做什么不该 Figure out the dos and don'ts of being a managing editor.
我很期待看到你的文章 贝蒂 Look forward to reading your piece, betty.
我相信会很棒的 I'm sure it's gonna be great.
伙计们 Guys.
我发誓我没有要求特殊待遇 I swear, I did not ask for special treatment.
你没有跟丹尼尔说一个字吗 So you didn't mention anything to daniel?
呃 我帮他做了一份更新 Well, I... I mean, I gave him an update.
但是我没有要求写稿子 But I didn't ask for the article.
骗子 抓住那个散播谎言的骗子 Liar! Get the liar who spreads the lies!
瞄准中间肉多的地方 Go for her fleshy middle!
抱歉 贝蒂 我就瞄准你的胖脚踝好了 Sorry, betty. I'll just aim for a cankle.
我会瞄准你的心脏 I'll aim for the heart.
只会让你终生痛苦 It'll only hurt for the rest of your life.
我投降 I surrender!
孩子们 Well, boys and girls,
看起来我们抓到了了一只肉多的 Looks like we caught ourselves a meaty one.
晚上可以好好吃一顿了 We're gonna eat good tonight.
谁想要来一点叉烧 Who's in the mood for some carnitas?
贝蒂 哪有像那样 Betty, it did not happen like that at all.
好吧 我可能有一点夸张 Okay, maybe I'm overexaggerating a little,
但是我的眼镜确实坏了 看 But my glasses did break, look.
那你刚好可以配一副新的了 Ay, then maybe you'll finally get some new ones.
这一副怎么了 What's wrong with these?
自从高中我就一直戴这副了 I've been wearing them since high school.
我喜欢这副眼镜 我想说的只是 I love these glasses. All I'm saying is,
我觉得我在上班的时候受到了攻击 I feel like I'm under attack at work.
就好像马特 马克 米根 It's like, Matt, Marc, Megan--
所有名字开头发音是"M"的人 Anyone whose name starts with a "muh."
感觉丹尼尔在庇护你 It sounds like Daniel is looking after to you
对 他名字的开头是D Yeah, and his name starts with a "duh."
自从丹尼尔回来 事情变得 It feels like things have gotten worse
越来越糟 Since Daniel got back.
我好不容易开始融入现在的生活 I mean, I was finally starting to fit in.
我知道他的初衷是好的 I know his heart was in the right place,
但他突然出现 搅乱了我的生活 But he just came and screwed it all up.
换个角度来看 几天前 Look at it this way-- A few days ago,
你以前担心没有助手 也没有任务 You were worried you had no allies and no assignments.
现在丹尼尔回来了 一箭双雕 Now that Daniel's back, you got both.
老爹 你漏了重点 Papi, you are missing the point.
不对 No, no, no.
你应该告诉丹尼尔 把卡车开回去 You need to tell Daniel to back that truck up,
你能照顾好你自己 对吧 That you can take care of yourself. Hello.
他妻子刚去世 Well, he juit lost his wife.
这也太不近人情了 不是吗 I mean, that's a little harsh, no?
好吧 你也可以保持现状 Okay, well, then you can kiss fitting in
和你的新工作说拜拜 at your new job good-bye.
我昨天晚上在大门口 So I was at the gates last night,
看到了《乔恩凯特和八个孩子》中的老爸 And that dad from "Jon & Kate plus 8" was there--
他应该叫本 I think his name's Ben--
总之 他和我不期而遇 Anyway, he was totally hitting on me, of course.
另外 八个孩子 看起来更像四个 And p.s., "plus 8"? More like "plus 4."
金发魔女 那大家伙就在那边 Um, Blondre the giant is over there.
我想她是来找你的 I think she wants to talk to you.
我决定忽视这个老女人 I choose to ignore the elderly.
天呢 大门口 O.M.G.! The gates?
我昨晚也在那 I was there last night, too.
你看到《乔恩凯特和八个孩子》的本了吗 Did you see ben from "jon & kate plus 8"?
悲哀啊 老来疯 Oh, so sad-- Old and crazy.
别担心 很快一切都会结束的 Don't worry. It'll all be over soon!
他很性感 Ooh, he's hot.
另外 塞吉 那个保镖 By the way, Serge, that bouncer?
有点不可靠 Little handsy.
-我明白 -我有点喜欢他了 - I know. - I kind of liked it.
我也是 Me, too.
通常老人会让我害怕 Old people usually frighten me,
他们会让我想到死亡之类的事 'cause they remind me of death and all...
但我喜欢你 But I like you.
你就像个巨人 可以乘凉的大树 You're like a giant, knobby shade tree.
谢谢 Thanks.
总之 你能告诉我 Anyway, um, can you tell me
丹尼尔·米德的办公室在哪 Where Daniel Meade's office is?
我是他的临工 I'm supposed to be his temp.
我能带你去更好的地方 I can do you one better.
我可你带你到衣帽间去偷点衣服 I can take you to the closet where we can steal clothes.
天呢 我崇拜你 Oh, my god. I worship you.
该死 Damn it.
该死的 Damn it!
贝蒂 Betty, hey.
我最爱的副主编早上好吗 How's my favorite associate editor this morning?
比你的订书机好点 Um, better than your stapler.
丹尼尔 要知道 And, you know, Daniel,
这里有很多很棒的编辑 There are a lot of really great editors around here.
你不该有什么最爱的 You probably shouldn't have any favorites.
说的对 你说的对 You're right. You are right.
好 关于你昨天的会议 So about your meeting yesterday--
对 那不好吗 这次回来我很兴奋 Yeah, wasn't that great? I am so stoked to be back.
有事情忙感觉真好 It just feels good to be involved again, you know--
在这帮忙 帮你的忙 Helping out, helping you.
是啊 帮我忙 Yeah. Yay. Helping me.
那么 准备好参加销售会议了吗 So... Ready for your big pitch meeting?
我确信你会一鸣惊人的 I'm sure you're gonna knock it out of the park.
看呢 要迟到了 快走 Oh, look at that! We are gonna be late. Come on.
我们 Um. We?
丹尼尔 等等 Wait, Daniel.
你不常去部门述职会议的 You don't usually go to department pitch meetings.
大家都知道我回来了 Well, I've been known to make an appearance.
更何况 我怎能错过你第一次开会 Besides, I can't miss your first one, can I?
你要帮我的忙 我很感激 I-I really appreciate you wanting to help me.
只是 我不想让人说 It's just, I don't want to get a reputation,
说我是"丹尼尔的女儿" You know, for being "Daniel's girl."
等等 那个家伙说你是"丹尼尔的女儿" Now wait. Who the hell is calling you "Daniel's girl"?
没 没人说 No. No, no one.
只是 我不想让人那么说 I just--I just want to keep it that way.
这里的人都很苛刻 You know, people around here can be rough.
好 我们白了 Yeah, I get it. I mean...
以前我父母和我姐姐都在这工作的时候 Back when my father, sister and mother all worked here,
我也曾担心人们认为 I-I used to worry that people thought I got
我有特殊待遇 Preferential treatment, too.
是的 没错 就是这样 Yeah. Yeah, right. It's--that's exactly it.
好吧 那我就离得远一点 All right, then. I'll keep my distance.
祝你好运 Good luck in there.
好 Okay.
闪光裂缝 真的吗 玛丽萨 Glittered cleavage? Really, Marissa?
我以为你能做得更好 I thought you were better than that.
我看走眼了 走吧 我看都不想看你 No, I didn't. Go. I can't even look at you.
我想大家都赞同 美女部门 Well, I think we can all agree that the beauty department
有名无实 Really crapped the sheets.
专栏组 希望你们能出色一些 Features, I hope you can do better.
贝蒂是我们的新任编辑 Well, uh, betty is our newest editor.
我相信她跃跃欲试 I'm sure she's dying to pitch.
好的 Okay, uh...
我在做一项调查 关于高雅女性 So I've been doing research on an amazing woman
佩带昆虫样式的精细珠宝饰品 Who does very intricate insect jewelry.
别讲了 Oh, stop.
《Elle》去年就做过蜻蜓胸针的特辑 "Elle" did a piece on dragonfly brooches last year.
怎么没人好好准备 Is someone not doing their homework?
我要的是打破思维定势 People, I want you to think outside the box.
大胆一点 Be bolder!
最好是 来点原创的点子 Preferably, an original idea,
这要求不过分吧 If that's not too much to ask.
贝蒂 我有生以来第一次 Now, Betty, for the first time in my life,
想要求求你 I want bigger from you.
你有什么点子 What do you have?
你想听听别的点子 倒也可以 You want to hear another idea, which is okay,
因为我有一堆点子 Because I have a whole bunch of them. Um...
好吧 好吧 我必须说点什么 Okay, okay. I have to say something.
什么呢 蚊帐 疟疾 So, what? Uh, mosquito netting, malaria.
不能说疟疾 威廉敏娜讨厌疟疾 No, don't say "malaria." Wilhelmina hates malaria.
但它在我脑中挥之不去 Now I can't get it out of my head!
-疟疾 疟疾 -贝蒂 我们在等 - malaria, malaria. - Betty, we're waiting.
抱歉我只是 整理一下我笔记 Sorry. I just have to, um, organize my notes.
不要说 "疟疾" 说"疟疾" Don't say "malaria." don't say "malaria."
别说了 Don't say...
疟疾 Malaria!
噢 天哪 不 Oh, dear god. No!
等等 看 联合国有这项计划 Wait. See, the united nations has this program
他们通过蚊帐来隔离疟疾 they promote bed netting to stop the spreading of malaria
在第三世界 In third world countries.
这叫做"只需蚊帐" 很聪明 是吗 It's called "nothing but nets." it's very clever, right?
你不准备停了 是吗 You're not gonna stop, are you?
如果请大牌设计师 设计一系列衣服 What if we got a big designer to make a series of dresses
用蚊帐的材料来设计 Out of the bed netting material?
然后联合国就会让我们去那拍摄 And--and the u.n. Will let people shoot there
-如果我们在宣传他的口号 -行了 - If they promote awareness of one of their initiatives. - Ok
这是双赢的想法 真的 It's a win-win, really.
我们穿着很美 而且还推广了项伟大的计划 See, we look great, we're promoting a great cause.
买个蚊帐只要10块还能拯救生命 It's only $10 to buy a net and save a life. I mean
我说够了 I said okay!
不要逼我再说遍 Don't make me take it back
因为你说话让我很烦 Because the sound of your voice is annoying me.
抱歉 Sorry.
行了 按你说的做 All right, I'm done with you.
把我所有下午的会议推迟到下周 Push all my afternoon meetings to next week.
我要回家 I am going home.
我还要去修个脚 And I'm getting a pedicure. Oh!
还有修指甲 Ah! And a manicure.
是斯莱特女士吗 我叫奥斯卡.卡瑟拉 Ms. Slater? My name is Oscar Castelar.
我在调查一起 强森.维哈失踪案 I'm investigating the disappearance of Jonathan Vieja.
我相信他和你女儿有见面 I believe he's dating your daughter--
或在他失踪前有见面 Or he was before he disappeared.
我很抱歉 卡瑟拉先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Castelar.
你是警方派来的吗 Did you say you were with the police?
不 我是私家侦探 No. I'm a private investigator.
强森的家人在马德里雇用我找他 Jonathan's family in Madrid hired me to find him.
-那他们为什么不报警 -他们报了 - Well, why didn't they call the police? - They did.
但是美国警方认为他已经不在境内了 But the American police think he's no longer on U.S. Soil.
他的家人对此有怀疑 所以我才过来 His family suspects otherwise. That's where I come in.
那我能做什么呢 Well, where do I come in?
我很乐意你能让我问你女儿一些问题 I love to get a chance to ask your daughter some questions
关于她最后一次看到强森的时间 About when she last saw Jonathan.
我不确定我们能帮上忙 I'm not sure we can be of any help.
她有段时间没见那男的了 She hasn't seen that boy in quite a while.
你会感到吃惊的 斯莱特女士 You'd be surprised, Ms. Slater.
有时细节可以揭示真相 Sometimes the smallest detail can blow a case wide open.
明天怎么样 So how about tomorrow?
过来 Hey there.
我说了 过来 I said, hey there.
怎样 现在不和我说话了吗 So what, you're not talking to me now?
放弃吧 不讲谈话 What gave it away, the not talking part? Hey.
不能相信你和马克说不要和我说话 I can't believe you told Marc not to talk to me.
你因为这生我气吗 我还生你气呢 You're mad at me about that? I should be mad at you.
你骗我 为什么不说实话 You lied to me. Why didn't you tell me
有人在学校欺负你 That somebody at school was picking on you?
他告诉你了 He told you?!
这是不小心听到的 It was an accident.
但我什么不得不从别人那里打听这事 But why do I have to hear it from somebody else?
你到底怎么了 What is going on with you?
贾斯廷 不要走 贾斯廷 Justin, don't walk away from me. Justin!
亲爱的 听着 我知道高中有多辛苦 Sweetie, look, I know how hard high school is.
你觉得怀了孕还要去上课容易么 Do you think it's easy being pregnant and go to classes
不说上课的事 Well, skipping classes.
但是每个人都和我说 我变胖了 But everybody telling me I was getting fat--
那又怎么样 你觉得这能和我所经受的 So what? Do you think that has anything to do
相提并论吗 With what I'm going through?
我只想说 你可以找我谈谈 我能了解 I'm just saying, you can talk to me. I understand.
你根本不了解我 You don't understand me at all.
此外 你讨厌蚊子 我们也讨厌蚊子 Besides, you hate mosquitoes, we hate mosquitoes--
每个人都是赢家 除了蚊子 Everybody wins, except the mosquitoes.
可以 我会等的 Yes, I'll hold.
看上去你好像要让那联合国计划成真了 Looks like you're gonna make that u.n. Thing happen.
正在努力 你在干什么 I'm trying. What are you doing?
你仍有东西影响了办公装饰 You still have some office decor violations.
我想能帮到忙 不想打扰你的工作 I thought I'd help out. Don't want you to get written up.
我可以处理好 I can take care of it.
是的 你好 Yes, hi.
真的 这真是个好消息 Really? Oh, well, that's, uh, that's amazing news.
我们能约个时间 下周好吗 Um, yes, we were thinking, uh, sometime next week?
明天吗 Tomorrow?
你好 马特 Hi, matt.
你忙吗 Are you busy?
听着 我知道我们不是完美的团队 Look, I know we're not exactly on the best terms--
还有你恨我之类的 Given that you hate me and all,
但我有个小小的问题 But I have an eensy-weensy little problem
关于和联合国合作的 With the u.n. Shoot.
一定要明天才行 It has to happen tomorrow.
-说真的吗 -我们只有这一天 - Are you serious? - Yes. It's the only day they can give us
在其中一个大厅 One of the council rooms.
我已经联系好了国际名模 I've already called about getting international models,
还和罗伯特·帝坡罗联系过了 And I spoke to Roberto Dipaolo.
他同意设计了 he agreed to design the dresses,
即使在这么紧急的情况下 even with the tight turnaround.
太棒了 Great
所以本以为和我们签的是长期合约 So he thought he was signing up for something long-term
现在突然变成了短期 我能理解 And ended up with something short-term. I can relate.
不是你最棒的批评 但我忍 Not one of your best slams, but okay.
-结束了吗 -没有 - Are we done here? - No.
听着 明天就要开始做了 Look, if this is gonna happen by tomorrow, then...
我要整个部门的帮助 I need the help of the entire department.
所以 你要我 Oh, so... You want me--
马特 请不要牵涉到你我的私事 Oh, Matt, please don't make this about you and me.
这是为了杂志好 This is about what's best for the magazine.
你知道吗 你说的对 You know what? You're right.
所以贝蒂需要你们放下手头的工作 So betty needs you to drop everything you are working on
来帮助她手头的工作 To help her with what she's working on.
照例 一些都按贝蒂的要求做 As usual, everything is about what betty wants.
非常感谢 马特 Thank you for that, Matt.
我认为这是团队的努力 I like to think of this as a team effort.
在团队中没有小我 除了"团队"里有个字母"i" And there's no "i" in team, unless you spell it "t-e-i-m."
总之 你们都知道基本的概念 Anyway, uh, you all know the basic concept--
疟疾 蚊子 Malaria, mosquitoes.
但是我们在时尚杂志 是吗 保持快乐 But we're at a fashion magazine, right? So still happy.
明天之前还有很多工作要做 There's a lot of work to be done before tomorrow,
不希望看到有人迟到 So expect to be here late.
但好消息是 咖啡我请客 But the good news is, coffee's on me!
贝蒂·苏亚雷斯 Betty Suarez.
是的 你是丹尼尔·米德的助理吗 Yeah, is this, uh, Daniel Meade's assistant?
不是 不再是了 实际上 现在 不管了 Um, nope. Not anymore, actually. Now... Whatever.
怎么了 一切顺利吗 你是谁 What's wrong? Is everything okay? Who is this?
大楼的保安 Building security.
我觉得米德先生这出了点状况 I think we may have a situation with Mr. Meade.
太傻了 Stupid...
贝蒂 我知道 只是 Betty, I Know, it just
莫莉和我本应该去度蜜月的 ...Molly and I were supposed to go on our honeymoon.
就是老是看到 I just--I have to see
这里到处都贴着那愚蠢的广告 That stupid ad everywhere in this city.
就是 那正好有张 在米德大厦前面 It just--there it was, right in front of "mode."
我只是 失控了 I-i just--I lost it.
你周围的事物让你回想起了莫莉 you are surrounded by things that remind you of Molly.
我知道 贝蒂 我知道 No, I know, Betty. I-i know.
天哪 我怎么能那么傻 God, how could I have been so s--
好了 Okay, um...
这地方可能没什么用了 Let's maybe not hit things anymore.
我们能去其他地方吗 Look, we can find you another place to stay.
我不要去其他地方 No. I don't need another place to stay.
很抱歉你得送我回家 我道歉 Look, I'm sorry you had to bring me home. I apologize.
今天整天心情不好 可以吗 I hadn't seen my temp all day, okay?
丹尼尔 我很乐意帮你 Daniel, I'm happy to help.
我还有什么能做的吗 Is there anything else I can do?
不 没什么 一切都好 No, nothing. Everything's fine.
此外 你要回去工作了 Besides, you need to go to work.
是的 Yeah, um...
好吧 Well...
你可能不应该一个人独处 You probably shouldn't be alone.
我能打电话给你妈 Um... I could call your mom.
她会担心的 好了 走吧 我会没事的 No. Look, she just worries. Okay, go. I'm gonna be fine.
丹尼尔 你哭了 Daniel, you're crying.
不 这只是傻帽的 No, it's these.....
丹尼尔 Daniel!
该死的 Son of a bitch!
我好久没睡好觉 I haven't been sleeping...
一点也没有 At all.
还是会经常发脾气 Just a little on edge.
我了解 Yeah, I know.
只是 It's just...
当生活在一起的人 I'm used to being in the room with someone.
一夜之间走了 And without that...
这里变得安静了 It's--it's pretty quiet.
等我一下 Just give me one second.
贝蒂 贝蒂 你在哪 Betty, betty, where are you?
我们一屋子的人都在等着你 I've got a room full of people here
等着你给我们说说你的拍摄理念 Waiting for you to go over your concept.
我可能会晚点 I'm gonna be a little late.
-什么 -丹尼尔出了点状况 - What, what?! - Something came up with daniel.
有什么吃惊的 你总是对那些对你很重要的事情 Oh, what a shock. You're bailing on something
半途而废 当然是为了丹尼尔 That I thought was important to you--for daniel, of course.
我不会半途而废的 只是 I'm not bailing. It's just...
他的妻子刚刚去世了 他过得不是怎么好 His wife died, and he's not doing so well.
我觉得不能就这样让他单独呆着 And I don't think he should be alone,
所以我想在这里工作 So I'm just gonna work from here,
然后我会尽快赶到那的 And I'll get there as soon as I can.
贝蒂 这是你的构思交流会 Betty, this is your concept meeting.
好吧 贝蒂 太谢谢你了 Yeah, betty, thanks a bunch.
你可以帮我开这个会吗 Well, can you just run it?
你都知道拍摄理念是什么了 I mean, you know what the concept is. Fine.
我猜你的新职位还是比不过你的旧职位 I guess your new job just can't compete with your old one.
好消息 我能再呆久点 Good news. I can stay a little longer.
-贝蒂 我不能这样耽搁你 -你不用说我也要留下来 - Oh, Betty, I can't ask you... - You don't have to ask.
《风尚》杂志 请等等 "Mode" magazine, please hold.
-你把他们挂掉了吗 -当然 感觉很好 - You hung up on them, right? - Totally. That felt so good.
谢谢你让我在这工作 Thanks so much for letting me do this.
它让我回到以前 It really takes me back.
我简直不敢相信你原来也是接待员 I cannot believe that you were a receptionist, too.
我最好的20年年华 Best 20 years of my life.
你知道的 我就是公司的形象 You know, being the face of the company...
决定谁进来和谁 Deciding who gets to come in and who
-你懂的啦 -这地方就归我管 - Well,you know. - Yeah. I pretty much run this place.
那么你为什么要放弃呢 Mm. So why'd you give it up?
事实上 我没有 Oh,I didn't... Exactly.
我猜是有一天人们会决定 I guess one day,people decided that...
你知道吗 你到时会明白的 You know what? You'll find out.
别 告诉我 Wait,no. Tell me.
总会有那么段时间 他们不想 There just comes a time when they don't want yours
再让你成为人们所看见的第一面孔 To be the first face that people see anymore.
那么你怎么做的 So what do you do then?
这个 This.
我是说 我的生活依旧是这样 甜心 I mean,my life is still the same,hon.
我仍然在做我得做的那些小事 I still do as little work as I have to
然后每天晚上出门与人相约 And go out every night,meet people.
我不担心 I'm not worried.
会有人和我结婚的 Ooh,someone will marry me...
或让我成为他们的伴侣之一 Or make me a part of their entourage
对了 制作一部有关我的真人秀 Or,or,ooh! Uh... Make a reality show about me.
那都不错 It's all good.
我要去下卫生间 抱歉 Ooh,you know what? I gotta tinks... Sorry.
我只是试着和贾斯廷谈谈 I just tried to talk to Justin,
但他不怎么说话 And he wasn't saying much.
他和你说什么了吗 Has he,uh,talked to you yet?
没 No.
他说我不理解他 He says I don't understand him.
但是贝拉·圣托里尼会搞定这些的 But Bella Santorini is gonna fix all of that.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我建立了一个虚拟在线档案 I created a fake online profile.
如果贾斯廷答应和贝拉做朋友 Bella friended Justin,and if he accepts,
那我就有办法了 你在开玩笑 I have my way in. You can't be serious.
那我还能做什么 他都不想跟我说话 what am I supposed to do? He doesn't want to talk to me,
所以我觉得这不失为是个好办法 So I thought this is a good idea.
希尔达 这不是希拉里·达芙的电影 Hilda,this is not a Hilary Duff movie.
怎么了 贾斯廷有段时间痴迷达芙姐妹 What? Justin had that Hilary/Haylie period,
我也去看了她们的电影 And maybe I'd watch,too.
那些女孩非常有天赋 Those girls are very talented.
我 我不知道该做什么 Well,I... I don't know what to do.
我们一直都很亲近 We were always so close,you know?
但现在什么都改变了 And now everything is changing,
仿佛我不知道他需要什么 And it's like I don't know what he needs
或者怎么帮助他 Or how to help him.
那正是当你是个小女孩时我的感受 That's exactly how I felt when you were a teenager.
相信我 你用"多彩"的语言让我多次明白 believe me,you let me know many times and
我不了解你 in colorful language That I didn't understand you.
-那你怎么做的 -你不记得了吗 - So what did you do? - You don't remember?
那些年你几乎不怎么和我说话 宝贝 There were some years you barely talked to me,mija.
当家长就是这样的 This is being a parent.
我希望我能告诉个简单的解决办法 I wish I could tell you there was an easy solution.
-我不能这么做 -妮可 冷静些 - Well,I can't do this. - Oh,Nico,calm down.
我冷静不下来 妈妈 I can't calm down,mom!
我不想对一个侦探说那天晚上发生了什么 I don't want talk to detective what happened that night
你必须去跟侦探讲 You're gonna have to talk to the detective.
不 妈妈 我不想在回忆那晚的事 No,mom. I can't go back there.
恨不得通通忘掉 I don't want to remember it.
是强森 It was Jonathan.
我们坐在他的船上 然后他就吼我 We were on his boat and he.he was yelling at me.
-他为什么要吼你 -我不知道 - Well,why was he yelling at you?- I don't know!
-想一想 -他有时候容易被惹火 - Well,think. - He just... Sometimes things set him off.
但这次不同 他揪着我 然后打我 But this time was different. He grabbed me and he hit me.
他不停地打我 我很害怕 He just kept hitting me. I was so scared.
我抓了个东西来保护自己 没管是什么 I grabbed something to defend myself--anything!
然后我开始朝他打回去 不停的打 And I started hitting him back,again and again.
我不知道怎么办 I didn't know what to do.
于是我把他从船边推了下去 So I...I pushed him. Over the edge.
他没有再出现了 And he didn't come up.
妮可 我知道这很难 但我们会度过去的 Nico,I know it's hard,but we will get through this.
然后你也不用活在那晚的阴影下 And you will never have to relive that night again,
因为我们会编出一个新的 Because we will invent a new one.
天哪 Oh,my god!
-抱歉 -这可不是"抱歉"能解决的 贝蒂 - I'm sorry. - We are way beyond "sorry" at this point,Betty.
我不知道我还能说什么 我真的抱歉 Yeah,well,I don't know what else to say. And I am sorry.
听着 现在没时间了 Look,there's no time.
我们与罗伯特·帝坡罗有个大麻烦 We've got a big problem with Roberto Dipaolo.
-他威胁着要走 -什么 - He's threatening to walk. - What?!
我什么意见也没有 一切都很美好 I don't have a problem. Everything is fantastic.
能出现在合众国的这里是种荣耀 And what an honor to be here at the United Nations.
很好 Oh. Great.
如要有什么 尽管告诉我 Well,if there is anything you need,just let me know.
当然啦 你真是可爱 Oh,of course. Mmm,you are such a darling!
我爱这些 这里的全部 Uh,and I love all the...the things going on here.
谢谢 Oh,thank you.
罗伯特不开心 Roberto is not happy.
他看上去挺好的 Um,he seemed okay
不 不开心 他不想当坏人 No,not happy! Roberto doesn't like to be the bad guy.
他雇了我来宣泄他的不悦 He hired me to be unhappy for him.
所以为什么你不告诉我 So why don't you take me through what you were doing
你男朋友失踪那晚你在做什么 The night of your boyfriend's disappearance?
说吧 妮可 我们没什么好隐瞒的 Go ahead,nico. We have no secrets.
我们当时都有些不开心 Well,um,we were both kind of depressed.
强森刚甩了我 我妈妈又失去了宝宝 Jonathan just dumped me. my mom recently lost a child
抱歉 我并不知道 I'm sorry. I didn't know.
但是我们得继续生活 Yes,but we move on,
这就是为什么我和尼克要共度"相聚时刻" Which is why Nico and I wanted to spend some "us" time
忘却所有的不快 A night where we could just forget about everything else.
我们最开始去看了《假结婚》 We started by going to see "the proposal."
我们笑了 Oh,did we laugh...
还哭了 And cried.
然后去“美味惊喜”吃了些招牌冻热巧克力 And then we went to serendipity for frozen hot chocolates.
女人会为了巧克力去做任何事情 Women will do anything to get their chocolate.
然后我们就回家了 And then we came home
看了很多集《吉尔莫女孩》[青春美剧] And watched a "Gilmore girls" marathon
直到我们睡着了 Until we fell asleep.
就是那样 We're just like that.
尤其是他们说话那么快 我发誓 他们把我弄困了 Except they talk so fast. I swear,they make me dizzy.
我晕船的感觉都消失了 And I had just stopped being seasick.
晕船 Seasick?
你们为什么会晕船 Why were you seasick?
我们乘了辆交通艇去观赏夜间的城市 We took a water taxi to see the city at night.
是的 我知道这听起来很不实际 Yes,I know it sounds like a romantic thing,
但我们不在乎 But we didn't care.
有些时候你就是要 Sometimes you just need to
犒劳一下自己 Do those kind of things for yourself.
好的 Okay.
我想我已经知道我所需要的了 I think I have all that I need for now.
我会保持联系的 I'll be in touch.
谢谢 两位女士 Thank you,ladies.
我把你要求的与帝坡罗的合同弄好了 I did dipaolo's contracts that was what you asked me to do.
很好 Okay,great.
他的附加条款有点问题 Well,there's a problem with his rider.
原本应该有种奇趣形状的巧克力在他的 There's supposed to be an assortment
演员休息室里 但显然 Of fun-sized chocolates in his greenroom,but apparently--
贝蒂 你让我去帮他做书面工作 Betty,you asked me to do his paperwork,
-不是去为他购买零食 -对 - Not go shopping for snacks. - Right.
但我觉得你应该去做就对了 But I thought you would just,you know,do it.
你觉得这次拍摄没有你去指导 Okay,it's darling that you thought this shoot
会很吸引人吗 Would somehow come together without you to guide it.
我在指导啊 当然你在 I've been guiding it. Of course you have.
一个资深编辑的善意建议 Some friendly advice from a senior editor--
没人是你的朋友 如果你希望什么事做好 No one is your friend. If you want something done right,
那就亲自去做 You do it yourself.
我本能昨晚就给你这个建议 I could've given you this advice last night
当我们工作到很晚的时候 但是 While we were working late,but...
你又在哪 Where were you again?
好吧 你说得很清楚了 Okay,you made your point.
这里怎么了 What is going on here?
我不知道 我不懂俄语 I wouldn't know. I don't speak russian,
她俩也没有在说英语 And I don't think those two speak any english.
小姐们 打扰下 Um,ladies,excuse me? Ladies?
-苏珊娜在哪 她负责这些模特 -在那 - where's Suzanne? She's in charge of models. - over there.
苏珊娜 Suzanne!
我知道是你要她签约国际模特 Now I know you asked her to book international models.
-你跟她说了要签约翻译了吗 -翻 什么 - Did you ask her to book interpreters,too? - Inter--what?
奥尔加 别 别动手 Um,Olga,no. No hitting!
你会把裙子撕坏的 苏珊娜 Please,you're gonna tear the dresses. Suzanne!
她以前不过是个像我一样的接待员 I mean,she was a receptionist just like me,
现在她得意的日子到来了 And now the highlight of her day is getting groped
-靠勾引门童 -那是你的专利啊 - By serge the doorman? - That's the highlight of your day.
-我知道 -曼迪 我们两个讨论这个 - I know. - Mandy,look. We've discussed this.
当你的年华远去的时候 我们给你整整容 When your looks start to go,we are buying you new ones.
我知道 我知道 但是不仅仅是那个 I know, I know. But it's not just that.
我想好的事情总会发生我在身上 I guess I assumed things would always come to me
因为我的美貌 Because I'm pretty.
只要人们都看你的左面 Well,as long as people only look at your left side,
他们会的 但是如果他们不会呢 小马 They will. But what if they don't,Marc?
但如果好的事不会发生在我身上呢 What if things don't just come to me?
如果好的事情不来了 而我要去争取呢 What if I have to go to things?
我想我要得不只是那些 I think I want more than this.
我不要当一辈子接电话的 I can't be a receptionist forever.
天哪 那是一个很大的决定 Oh,my god. This is really huge.
你要怎么做呢 what are you gonna do?
我要电话切到语音留言 I'm gonna send the phones to voice mail
然后去喝个烂醉 And go drink my face off.
你好 小马 我可以跟你谈谈吗 Hey,Marc. Hi. Can I talk to you for a second?
那决定于你 That depends on how much
是不是要打我骂我 finger-wagging and lip-smacking there's going to be.
没有 除非你不停下来 停 None, unless you keep that up. Stop!
对不起 我只是 Sorry, I'm just...
我来这是想谈谈贾斯汀 I'm here to talk about Justin.
我没有跟他说过一句话 I haven't said a word to him.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
我需要你帮我理清楚 I need you to help me figure out
怎么能让贾斯汀跟我谈 How to get Justin to start talking to me again.
那是你的第一个错误 Well,that's your first mistake.
他来见我因为他想 He only came to me because he wants
跟一个懂他的人谈 To talk to someone who understands him.
我当然懂他 I understand him.
他认为我不能 He just thinks that I don't.
-你是他的妈妈 -所以呢 - You're his mom. - So?
有些方面 There are a couple of areas
我懂得比较多一点 Where... I have an edge.
只是... Well,it's just...
只是不想看到你的儿子 It's not easy to see your son
在人生的一段路上走得艰难 Going through something so hard,
我只是想做点什么 And I want to do something.
你关心发生在你儿子身上的点点滴滴 Well, you care about what happens to him.
这不是每个人都能做到的 Not everybody has that.
你觉得你能帮我开导开导他吗 Well, do you think maybe you could talk to him?
我的意思是如果他来你这的话 I mean, if he-- If he comes to you again?
-可以 我可以帮你 -好的 - Yeah, I could do that. - Okay.
还有 Oh, uh, just...
如果是很大的事 或许你可以告诉我 If it's something really big,maybe you could tell me?
我 好的 我答应你 Oh. Well, I-I-- Yeah, I could do that.
好的 Okay.
他们来自不同国家 They are from different countries.
奥尔加来自格鲁吉尼亚 塔提亚娜来自俄罗斯 Olga's from Georgia, and Tatiana's from Russia.
我懂了 他们在吵架 Oh. Okay, so-- So they're fighting
因为他们的国家在打仗吗 Because their countries are at war?
她说 "那个婊子抢了我的男朋友" She's saying, "that bitch stole my boyfriend."
"我会杀了你 你这个万人骑的婊子" "I will kill you, you insect-ridden whore."
好了 我知道她们在说什么了 Okay, I get the picture. Thank you.
-贝蒂 一切还好吗 -你好 很好 很好 - Betty, how's everything going? - Hey! Great! Good!
那边出什么状况了 What's going on there?
没什么 他们只是饿了 Oh, nothing. They're just hungry.
我太高兴在这里看到你了 你看起来很放松 I'm so glad you're here and looking rested.
昨晚谢谢你了 Oh, thank you, again, for last night.
小事一桩 Don't mention it.
抱歉 我要离开一下 Would you excuse me just one second?
你能告诉你朋友 Can you tell your friend
我要回到刚才解除核武器的谈话 I have to go back to the nuclear disarmament talks?
我们换换话题 Maybe turn it a little bit this way
-那个带针的东西... -那个东西从哪来的 - so the stingers... - Where did that thing come from?
这此拍摄主题是关于疟疾的 This is a photo shoot about malaria.
疟疾是蚊子引起的 Which is caused by mosquitoes.
所以为什么你要一只带笑的位子 So why do you want a smiling mosquito?
它很高兴是因为它引起了疟疾吗 Is he happy because he caused some malaria?
这是你提出的概念 贝蒂... 蚊子 疟疾 This is your concept, Betty...mosquitoes, malaria,
但是还有快乐 But also happy.
那是你说的 记得吗 That's what you said, remember?
我没说过快乐蚊子吗 I didn't say happy mosquitoes!
谁想要看到愤怒的蚊子 Who wants to see an angry mosquito?
谁愿意看到有任何蚊子出现 Who wants to see a mosquito at all?!
你知道吗 你没有出现在构思交流会上 You know what? You weren't there at the concept meeting,
所以不要怪我 So don't blame me
如果你如果是你搞砸的 If you let something slip through the cracks.
马特 你知道我当时是在帮丹尼尔 Matt. you know I was helping Daniel.
我知道 这也是为什么 Exactly. And that is why
有只带笑的蚊子在拍摄现场 You have a smiling mosquito at your photo shoot.
-你高兴了现在 -不是 我没有 - You happy now? - No, I'm not--
不像那只蚊子 Unlike that mosquito.
我不知道为什么我那么吃惊 You know what? I don't know why I'm surprised.
这反正就是你做事一贯的作风 I mean, this is totally typical of you.
承诺的好好的 You make a big commitment
然后在选择在最后一秒放弃 And then just abandon it at the last minute.
那太不公平了 That is so unfair.
现在根本不是关于这次拍摄了 We're not even talking about the shoot anymore.
当然是 我才是你的上司 Yes, we are! I am supposed to be your boss--me.
你当时应该去开会 You should've been here,
而不是跟着丹尼尔瞎混 Not out with Daniel doing whatever.
你不再是他的助理了 You're not his assistant anymore.
你们两个到底整晚在做什么 And, you know, what were you doing all night, huh?
你们两个也上床了吗 Are you two, uh, sleeping together now, too?
我不知道怎么才能使她们停下来 I don't know what to do with these girls.
两位小姐 停下来 那个很贵 Ladies, please! Please! That is expensive!
我很抱歉 帝坡罗先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Dipaolo.
请别走 我们可以从新来过 Please don't go. We can fix this.
我可以重新聘请模特 I can get different models.
别走 Don't leave!
小姐 我要你们赶快停下来 Ladies! I need you to stop right now!
有人可以帮我 Is there anybody here
让她们两个停下来吗 who can help me with these models?!
任何人 Anybody?!
你们到底在干什么 What the hell is going on here?!
我可以解释 I can explain.
我都不知道 You know what?
我为什么要问刚刚那个问题 I don't even know why I asked that question.
我根本不关心 I don't care.
拍摄乱成一团 Your shoot is falling apart--
你在帮我的杂志拍照片 Your shoot for my magazine!
也是我的杂志 威廉敏娜 It's my magazine, too, Wilhelmina.
那就应该拿出样子来 Well, then start acting like it.
你打你的雇员 You're punching out your employees.
连我都知道不要在公众场合那么做 丹尼尔 Even I know not to do that in public, Daniel.
我把你们两个都扔出去 I'm throwing you both out.
-什么 -什么 - What?! - What?!
现在开始 我来负责这次拍摄 I'm taking over the shoot.
你们两个都走 You're both leaving,
还有扔掉那只可笑的大蚊子 And we're losing that ridiculous mosquito!
那是...那是贝蒂的主意 That was... That was Betty's idea.
你可以把我赶出去 威廉敏娜 You can't throw me out, Wilhelmina.
但我不会让你把贝蒂 And I'm sure as hell not gonna let you throw Betty
赶出她负责的拍摄 Out of her own shoot.
-丹尼尔 -不 让我说完 - Daniel... - No, let me finish.
你给我听着 You have to understand one thing--
如果你跟贝蒂作对 You mess with Betty,
你就是跟我作对 听到了吗 You're messing with me. You got it?
这个也是对这屋里的每个人说的 That goes for every single one of you!
丹尼尔 快停下来 Daniel, please stop.
我们会离开的 We'll leave.
什么 What?!
她是对的 你刚刚打了人 She's right. You just assaulted somebody.
他们可能叫人抓你 所以我们还是离开吧 They could arrest you, so let's just go.
-我很抱歉 威廉敏娜 -我也是 - I'm sorry, Wilhelmina. - I am, too.
我希望着你有所改变 I had hoped that you were changing,
但是很明显 我错了 But obviously, I was wrong.
难以置信 I can't believe it!
我不敢相信 我不敢相信 I can't believe it! I can't believe it.
数数它们 五个动机 Count 'em-- Five motivations!
我可以加入你吗 Mind if I join you?
或者你只想单独静静 Or is "wipeout" something you need to do alone?
学校一切还好吗 How's everything at school?
是的 还好 Yeah, it's fine.
很好 Good.
如果有什么不好的 But if it's ever not fine,
你需要向人倾诉 那人不是我的话 And you need someone to talk to--not me--
也没关系 You know, it's fine.
我跟小马谈过了 I talked to Marc.
是的 所以一切都还好 Yeah. So everything's... Everything's okay.
对不起 I am sorry
我插手干涉了你的事 That I stuck my nose in your business.
我... It's just...
就是很担心你 I worry about you.
我知道 I know.
但你长大了 But you're growing up,
我不能干涉你的交友 And I can't tell you who to be friends with,
也无法决定你吐露心声的对象 And I can't tell you who to confide in.
我只是希望你知道 I just hope that you know
当你需要和某人谈谈的时候 That if you ever do need someone to talk to,
可以随时找我 You can talk to me.
即使我有时无法理解你 Even if I don't... understand you.
好吧 Okay.
你不该打马特的 You shouldn't have hit Matt like that, you know?
他当时太操蛋了 Yeah, well, he was being a jerk.
确实如此 Yeah, that might be,
但你还是不该动粗的 But you still shouldn't have punched him.
好吧 Okay.
你在笑什么 Then why are you smiling?
好吧 我忍不住要笑 Fine! I can't help it.
他太过分了 活该如此 He was being a jerk. He deserved it.
但这么做的确是不对的 But it still wasn't the right thing to do.
我知道了 很抱歉 Look, I know. I'm sorry.
你是对的 You're absolutely right.
我搞杂了 I, I messed up.
丹尼尔 我一直很担心你 Daniel, I've been worried about you.
自从你回到纽约后 感觉你 Ever since you got back to New York, it's like you're...
愤怒 Angry?
是的 Yeah.
我很生气 I am angry.
贝蒂 我生我自己的气 Betty, I'm... I'm so angry at myself.
我生自己气 是因为 I'm angry I couldn't...
我无法帮助 Help...
莫莉 Molly.
当你告诉我 办公室里发生的变动时 When you told me what was going on at the office,
我觉得 终于 我能做点什么了 I guess I just thought, finally, I could help someone.
-丹尼尔 -我知道我不该打马特 - Daniel - I know I shouldn't have hit Matt,
这么无助的生活 我实在是厌倦了 But I'm so tired... Of feeling helpless.
我觉得你该找人好好谈谈 I think you need to talk to someone.
不是指你的家人 Look, not, not your family,
或许也不是我 就是找一个人谈谈 Maybe not me, just... Just someone.
听我说 Listen...
我觉得你也许错了 I think you might have made a mistake.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你如此帮我 却忽视了工作 You decided to help me instead of doing your job.
你已经不是我的助理了 You're not my assistant anymore.
世事难料 你我都已变了 Things are changing, for both of us.
接受事实吧 We have to accept that.
但我希望像以前一样 Well, what if I don't want 'em to change?
为什么要和以前一样 Well, why don't you want them to change?
生活是可以越变越好的 They could get better.
或许是这样 I guess. I just
但我希望 我还是我 I just don't want to lose who I am.
听我说 Listen to me.
你已经不是三年前你我初遇时的你了 You are not the same person I met three years ago.
贝蒂 你变了许多 Betty, you've already changed.
但你 还是你 But you're still you.
那么 So...
那你和我 现在算是什么关系 How does this work now, you and me?
我们已经不是老板和助理了 We're not "boss" and "assistant" anymore.
确实不是 No.
我们是朋友 We're friends.
好友 Friends.
早上好 Good morning
早上好 Good morning.
你不会相信的 You are not gonna believe it.
我今天首次上门出工 I made my very first house call.
好象我是家庭医生一样 发型医师 It's like I'm a doctor, you know, but for hair.
唉 郁闷 Aw, man.
-你眼镜又坏了 -是的 - Oh, your glasses broke again? - Yeah.
帮你拿点胶带 I'll get you some tape.
还要不要我帮你修刘海 Oh, hey. Do you want me to cut your bangs?
恭祝好运 专题副主编 克里斯蒂娜
不用了 No.
我觉得没问题 I think I'm okay.
我该换个形象了 I might try something different.
那好吧 Well, all right.
早上好 阿曼达 Good morning, Amanda.
变化不小啊 Something's different.
-你牙套摘了 -猜错啦 - You got your braces off! - No, I didn't.
你剃毛了 Oh, you shaved.
贝蒂 Betty.
没以前好笑了 Oh, it's not that funny.
亲爱的 Hi, sweetie.
宝贝你好 Hey, babe.
你要走了吗 Hey, are you leaving?
他们昨天炒了我 Yeah, they kind of fired me yesterday,
但我今天还是得来拿东西 But I just came by to pick up some of my stuff.
但你是临时工 没什么可拿的 But you're a temp. You don't have stuff.
有的 Well, I do now.
等等 Oh, hey, wait.
以防你忘了 In case you miss it.
谢谢 Thanks.
感觉这是别人给我的最佳礼物了 That's, like, the nicest thing anyone's ever gotten me!
你好 《风尚》杂志 Hello, "Mode" magazine.
不 我不知道她去哪了 要我... No, uh, I don't know where she went. I...
很抱歉 丹尼尔打了你 I'm sorry that Daniel hit you.
是的 我也很抱歉 Yeah, me, too.
联合国拍摄差点没成功 And I'm also really sorry
我同样深表歉意 That the UN Shoot almost fell apart.
我完全对此负责 I take full responsibility for that,
并且保证 以后再也不会发生了 And I promise, it will never happen again.
希望不会 I hope not.
听我说 马特 You know, Matt,
有关我们的事 我永远都不会原谅自己 I will always regret what happened between us.
是我的错 已回天乏术 I made a mistake, and I can't change it.
但我必须向前看 But I have to move on now.
我千辛万苦才有了今天的成绩 I've worked very hard to get to where I am now,
所以我不会放弃的 And I'm not about to give up.
另外 无论如何那是值得的 Oh, and for whatever it's worth,
丹尼尔以后不会再为我打人了 Daniel won't be interfering on my behalf anymore.
我自己有勇气维护自己 I can fight my own battles.
那下次 你会打我吗 So, uh, next time, you're gonna hit me?
是的 Yeah.
不 不 我们乐意效劳 No, no, no. It's our pleasure.
妮可和我很想查个水落石出 Nico and I want to get to the bottom of this mystery
比你还想 as much as you do.
谢谢 Thanks.
他相信我们的故事了 He bought our story.
谢天谢地 总算解脱了 Oh, thank god. That's such a relief.
游戏才刚刚开始 Well, it's a good first step,
而且永远不能放松警惕 But we can never let our guard down.
遭遇麻烦就是这么闹心 That's when you get into trouble.
你不在的时候有个快件 You got a delivery while you were out.
我签收了 希望没违反规定 I signed for it, so I hope it's nothing illegal.
天哪 Oh, my gosh!
我终于有件特时尚的玩意放在办公室了 I finally found some fashion-related decor for our office.
你一定会喜欢的 You're gonna love it.
这叫时尚 That's fashion-related?
瓜达拉哈拉(墨西哥西部一城市) Guadalajara
贝蒂 要搭车吗 Betty, do you want a ride?
事实上 我自己有车 Actually, I have my own.
正式的时尚编辑 加班晚了 You know, when you're an editor and you work late,
是有专车的 You get your own town car.
这倒不赖 Not so bad, is it?
是的 Nope.
明天见 Hey, I'll see you tomorrow.
明天见 See you tomorrow.